Perils of assimilation

If only life came with subtitles.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I kinda love being a jackass

Traffic jam on I-94 streatching for miles. An SUV cuts us off. What does one do in this situation?

Exact revenge.

Crank MSI and Gogol Bordello as loud as the speakers will go.
Do seizure braking.
Traffic cone slalom.
Tailgate at 100mph.
and the final touch: pull up to the side and blow a kiss to her and the kids.


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