Perils of assimilation

If only life came with subtitles.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

All the Dirt

Little tip for you, guys: Don't bring your wife and your mistress to the same restaurant, especially in the same day.

If you ever want to know if you're being cheated on, go to your usual restaurant and ask your waitress. We got more dirt on you than you've ever dreamed possible.


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