My Boots

I had never known how much my boots are to my persona until I bought some sneakers. I feel like such a yuppie bitch in them, like some person who jogs every morning and reads thrillers and romance novels. I feel like a tough bitch when I wear a pair of boots, someone intelligent and opinionated.
But it's ridiculous to let an article of clothing define you, right?
So Long yuppie sneakers...Give me my Queen-Bitch-Of-The-Universe boots.