Sesame Street is responsible for ADD

Today was the first day of classes here in Eau Claire. I have forgotten my alarm clock back home, so I have set both my phone and iPod to go off at 9. Due to my predilection for sleeping in, I was fearful of missing my first class.

I made it to French early. I walked down there with Lucy, which was a good thing because I didn't know the room number. I think I've forgotten all the French I've ever learned. Either that, or Professor Miller talks too fast with a Strasbourg accent.

Theatre History is looking up. Theatre history was one of my hobbies back in the day, and I don't mind reading a couple new plays each week. We watched Sesame street in class, and I beleive it to be the cause of most if not all cases of ADD in the US. It flashes from it's main plot line to little sketches that last less that 2 minutes and have random characters popping in and out all the time. I miss the old Sesame Street from the 80's and early 90's. They seem to have gotten rid of the glorious ADDness in the new sesame street. It's focus seems to be Elmo, the most annoying character ever to appear on a children's show. Grover is far superior, especially when he plays that waiter. And lets not forget the Star Trek parody. That shit was gold.

I am going to love my English class. The professor, Jan, Seems kind of like Fel, my AP Lit teacher. I'll know I'll kick ass. Though I have yet to pick up every book for the class. I'm working on it.

Matt seems like a cool teacher. It'll certainly make sitting in a math course easier on me.