Snapshots from Last Night

"French Riviera! French Riviera!"

"I love the Supreme Court!"

"Great. I've always wanted to kiss my closet door."

"DAVID GET OVER HERE AND KISS ME!"

"What the fuck? Person eye Hospital? What is that supposed to be?"

"Why the hell do I have THREE I's?"

"David, have you ever snorted sugar? Here, snort that."

"NO! He can't stay here! I don't like sick people!"

"Yes! I've been waiting to kiss a woman all night!"